This is that boy. Do you know what he's sleeping on? Mom came home for lunch and found the tree skirt missing from the Christmas tree. Which is across the ROOM from where he is! See? This is why I don't like him. He's sneaky. He stole that tree skirt! Just because he used to like to sleep under the tree every Christmas, he thinks he owns the tree skirt! Mom moved the tree this year, and the Boy doesn't approve of where she put it. And don't ask me how he got the tree skirt off without knocking down the whole Christmas tree, breaking everything, and setting off the burglar alarm. I stayed upstairs. I'm being good. If he doesn't behave, Santa will skip this house for YEARS!
